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HEY PEOPLE !
guess what ?

i got bigbig major news ! ((: !

it's like more important thn jie's birthday .
so, be prepared okay .

read this . very very carefully .

read hor ):


I HAD SEX ON TH BEACHHH !

HAHA !
what are you all thinking ahhh .
tsktsk .
get your minds out of th gutter okay .

think nice thoughts .
angelic preferably ;x


HAHAHA !
i felt soooooooooo unrefreshed ):
it made me feel like puking )):
sad right ? ):

pity me okay ? LOLLL !

i'll explainnn ;x

went to meet Cherie Kuku today .
travelled from one end of Singapore to th other .
kaozx .

CHERIEE ! BE HONORED OKAY ):

waited for her mom,
to drive th car to White Sands th taxi stand .

i arrived earlier,
thn i didnt know they havent reach yet ;x

so i looked around nor .
thn there was this black car with th driver pointing to me .
i was like, is tht her mom ?

cos th windows were tinted . HOW TO SEE !?
thn i kept smiling like one retarded person, as quoted from LIMDAEN ! ):

i really thought it was cherie's mom .
thn got this lil kiddy at th back .
so it was, a no wonder kind of thing right ?

SHE'S SUCH A KIDDD ! ;X

thn i paiseh ;x
cos two kids came out. HAHA !
thn i shy .

after a while,
th real cherie and mom came .

thn i got in th car,
thn we all chatted and laughed :DD !
well, me and her mom chatted .
kuku brain just laughed (:

cos she lacks brain cells ^^v !

her mom couldnt find parking space,
so she left me and cherie stranded at century square ):
we were so sad .
HAHA !

thn she went home to possibly eat her instant noodles .
a real drama mama .
that's why kuku brain is a melodramatic person [[: !

after tht,
we went to watch Fast and Furious ;o
no pun intended.

LOL .
i just realized this .

we went to watch fast and furious,
and afterwards, went to drink sex on th beach .
HAHA !

what a day :D !

th movie was okay la .
pretty boring even with th funny jabs here and there .

V.D is so cute ! :D
" Only pussies drive nitro "
HAHAHA !

really sia . what a day .

after tht, we got real hungry .
so we walked around to find a place for a bite to eat .
thn we went into th Blue Urban Oasis .

at first, i thought it was those normal classy ones .
thn in th end, it was a restaurant-slash-bar .

got shocked .

we were looking through th thing la .
cos got alot . until bo wei gong - -"

after ordering food,
still looked through .
cos th waiter wanted to know what drinks we want .

thn hurriedly say, we'll take coke .
thn went away .

cherie la .
siao zhar bo .
th first thing tht caught her eye was,"Sex on th beach" .
thn she showed me,
end up both of us laughed like crazy la .
it's freaking funny .

Very . uh . LOL !
Then still got "Between th sheets" ; "Governor's Smile" ; "Atomic Spaceboy " .

LOL .
alot of cannot make it names .
thn cher keep laugh laugh .
crazy person .

told her to go Hougang chalet, dont want ):

but tht wasnt th part tht we really knocked ourselves crazy .

you know me very well [:
what else would i do other thn,
but to prank (:

called josh first, but he was asleep .
so called Cheston Kor .

such a perv ):

called him to say ..
" Korr . I want .. I want sex on th beachh .. "

thn he was like, " What what?? What you want ? "

THEN !
he still can say, " dont want beach la . we go other place okay? "

PERV ;X

after tht, prank called Cavan .
CUTE LA HE !

so innocent . HAHA !

th only thing tht we can hear was, " What ? Pardon me? What ? Huh ? "

whn i got back home,
he admitted he didnt know what i was talking about . HAHA !
cutie (:

after cavan,
called Daen . LOL .
So blur .
He said, he couldnt hear a thing,
but still replied whatever i said to him. HAHA !

tsktsk xD !

thn finally, called Josh again .
this time he picked up .

Cherie was th one pranking him,
so idk wht happened . LOL .

Wanted to prank Zacky also,
but i didnt .
and HENG, i didnt .

he was with his girl .
if i called and asked him tht,
i can go prepare my own funeral alr . LOLL !

after eating,
we kinda ordered th alcoholic drinks ;x

i ordered Sex on th beach . Duh . LOL !
thn Cherie ordered, Harvey Wall-banger .

HAHA !
th ironic thing was,
she really needed to bang th wall . HAHA !

HWB really sucks .
Tasted like medicine .
Bleahs !

Mine was better xD !
Got cherry some more . HAHA !

around 5.20,
we went out .

cannot make it alr .
Me and her felt like puking . LOL .

wanted to walk around for a bit,
but U-turned cos no time ;x

her mom picked her up soon after,
thn i walked back to th mrt station .

kinda felt reaaaaally sleepy,
so took th rebound train from pasir ris all th way back .

and here i am,
typing this very long and late blogpost.
HAHHA !

i pranked a few people .
Like Ben, Derrick, Jimmy, Jackjack .
LOL .
waiting for more victims ;x

alright !
i'll stop here .
later kuku brain keeeel me ):

-SHAA