uhs . this is lessy's present .

i find it abit weird .

but oh well .

here goes something .

Dear ♥TING :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over . I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you drive out Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist . I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone . Go burn,

-SHAA


RULES :
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the Letter Meme :
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal) :
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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lmao .

that was freaky .

LOLL .

anyways .

im tagging .

:D ~

okayy .

now for th second one .

Q1. Where would u go if someone sponsors u an airticket?

- japan pl0x ! :DD !

Q2. what's ur favourite things to do?

- suaning . laughing . loving . smiling (:

Q3. Do u think money can buy happiness?

- uhs . to a large extent . @@ ~

Q4. If u were given a chance to receive something, what would it be?

- happiness that actually lasts ?

Q5. Things/people u can't live without?

- my love . my jie . my scandal . my lessy . my friends and family .

Q6. What are u afraid to lose?

- him . scandal . jie . lessy . mummy and tewtew .

Q7. If u win 1 million dollars, what would u do?

- spend it on stuff .

Q8. What do u dream of in the future?

- dream to be happy . LOL :X

Q9. List down 3 good points about the person who gave u this survey!

- retarded . very retarded . uber retarded :3

Q10. What makes u happy?

- him, scandal and jie .

Q11. What type of person do u hate the most?

- those who think they're all that - -

Q12. If u have a super power, what would it be?

- to fly (:

Q13. Would u go for happiness or money?

- happiness, definitely.

Q14. Who do u think is the most important people in ur life?

- him, scandal, jie .

Q15. If u have a boyfriend, would u die for him?

- upon request, maybe .

Q16. Who's the last person who hugged u?

- Eda .

Q17. What is the one thing u want to do right now?

- to stay in SG . X.X

Q18. Who are u close to?

- him, scandal & jie .

Q19. Are u courageous enough to tell the person u like him/her?

- depends on how much i like th person .

Q20. If u could do one thing over again, what would it be

- to never like tht asshole - -

7 things that scare u:

things that u like the most:

- family

7 important things in my room:

- my tigger puppet

7 random facts about me:

7 things I plan to do before I die:

7 things I can't do:

- to not miss him

- to stay in SG .

- to go shopping

- drift from scandal or jie .

- kill tht girl .

- run away from reality

YAWNS !

i dont wanna tag people .

seeeeeeee .

im so nice .

LOL :X

anyways .

im going to go to M'sia for a few days .

mehhs .

haiis .

- SHAA